I don't know how many of you watch Mock the Week. I'm not a fan myself but last July I came across this BBC TWO satirical comedy show whilst idly flicking through the channels.
My attention was caught by one of the comedians involved making a "humorous"remark about Gordon Brown being blind in one eye.This was followed by similar contributions from the other panellists about the blindness of David Blunkett, the tinnitus of Jack Straw, and the height of Hazel Blears. All to uproarious laughter from the studio audience.
Now I can enjoy a joke with the best of them but I must admit that the whole thing left me with a very nasty taste in my mouth. In fact I was so incensed that I immediatly reached for the phone to put in a complaint to the BBC.
Since the answer I received was so inane I decided to go to the next step in the complaints procedure with a letter to the Editorial Complaints Unit. Here is an extract fom that letter.
" The BBC Information team confirmed that the programme had been editorially vetted before transmission so we must assume that the BBC considers that such jokes are acceptable. The justification was that no offence was intended and what some find offensive the vast majority will find hilarious. No doubt the Romans would have said the same thing about the humiliation of their slaves for public entertainment.
The question of whether offence was intended is a red herring. This is a matter of taste and civilised standards which the old BBC from Reith onwards used to uphold. Whilst accepting that the concept of taste changes over time, especially regarding matters of sexuality, I think there is a huge difference between schoolboy smut appealing to an adult audience (is that a contradiction in terms?) and nasty remarks making fun of disabilities and physical appearances, however light-hearted the delivery. Or can we take it that such considerations no longer concern the BBC?"
And this is how the Editorial Complaints Unit responded to these points.
" When we spoke to the Executive Editor for comedy, Suzanne Gilfillian, she told us that having discussed the piece with the BBC's editorial policy advisers before transmission she had felt it was defensible, primarily because the subjects of the material were Government ministers and people in the news. She told us " the role of the show is to Mock the Week and especially those in positions of authority. The facts are that Gordon Brown and David Blunkett are visually impaired. The joke would not have been relevant, nor indeed acceptable, had it not been made in this context "....I don't feel there are grounds for upholding your complaint".
So there we have it, straight from the horse's mouth. Considerations of taste and maintaining civilised standards do not now concern the BBC where the target is government ministers and those in the public eye. Gordon Brown and David Blunkett are visually impaired so they are fair game for being made fun of on this basis. Does it matter? It matters to me. How about you?
Here is a transcript of what was said in the show to help you make up your mind.
Andy Parsons: He does look pretty uncomfortable doesn't he, Gordon Brown And I think that's because not a lot of people know , he's actually blind in one of his eyes. And I think so as people do know that he should wear a little patch, cos nobody would muck with Britain then would they - if we were run by a pirate. The trouble is he wouldn't be some sort of swashbuckling sort of Jack Sparrow thing would he. He'd look more, with a patch, he'd look more like a bear from Children in Need. We'd have the Right Honourable Pudsey running the country.
Michael MacIntyre: Does that mean there would've been meetings between Blair, Brown and Blunkett and only three good eyes in that room? Blair could've run in in the blind spot while they were chatting. And Brown could be going "I can't wat for him to go. I've never liked him. I'm going to overthrow him". And he's like "Suprise! I was here all along, you didn't see me".
Hugh Dennis: But the other thing about that cabinet is that Jack Straw has tinnatus, so he can't hear anything. He's just got a constant buzzing in his head. So it's a blind man , a half-blind man and a man with tinnatus.
Frankie Boyle: It's like the Wizard of Oz or something.
Russell Howard: They should all join forces like Optimus Prime did to create his one true self - all sort of jump into each other.
Jan Ravens: Hazel Blears is a munchkin isn't she? Hazel Blears is only about so high (squats in her chair). Hazel Blears makes all her speeches from down there doesn't she. It's like, it's pint sized Hazel Blears.
Dara O'Briain: It's like she's pint sized and she's really small and he only has one eye so therefore no depth perception...he must think she's a long way away all the time.
PS If my gripe is a generational thing all I can say is God help us!